Her Eccentric Woodpecker

Her Eccentric Woodpecker desperately desired a can of Dr Pepper that they would demolish. It would have been a funny thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper being the thing selected.

Her Eccentric Woodpecker desperately wanted a bottle of coke that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It would be a fairly unusual undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that this idea was fun. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke would be the item that was selected.

Her Eccentric Woodpecker owned a ball to sleep with. This could be considered a fairly new activity, to you and me, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a ball is the item to select.

Her Eccentric Woodpecker craved for a tomato that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. This might appear to be an extraordinary idea, to me, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a tomato having that done to it

Her Eccentric Woodpecker found a cucumber that they would experiment on. It would have been a peculiar proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that the idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a cucumber is the thing that was chosen.

Her Eccentric Woodpecker needed a little monkey that they would occasionally sleep with. It was a somewhat surprising approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that it was in fact, out of this world. Who would have thought, a little monkey is the item to choose.