His Chinese Woodpecker

His Chinese Woodpecker found a sponge to try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be a peculiar approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that this idea is stunning. Bizarrely, a sponge is the item to select.

His Chinese Woodpecker desperately needed a stretchman that they would occasionally experiment on. It should be a fairly peculiar thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that the idea was epic. Strangely, a stretchman was the thing that was selected.

His Chinese Woodpecker desperately searched for a pint of cider that they would put in the bath with him. This is certainly a funny approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that this idea is epic. Strangely, a pint of cider was the thing that was chosen.

His Chinese Woodpecker owned a magic 8 ball that they sometimes experiment on. It is considered to be an unusual activity, to me and my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that it was in fact, wonderous. Strangely, a magic 8 ball was the item that was chosen.

His Chinese Woodpecker needed a lava lamp that they liked to sit and look at. It should have been an exciting idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp would be the item that was selected.

His Chinese Woodpecker had a helmet that they would sometimes share. It should be a strange idea, to my grandma, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion it was wonderful. A helmet would be the chosen thing.