His Chinese Woodpecker

His Chinese Woodpecker needed a custard pie that they liked to worship. This seems a fairly funny action, to my grandpa, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a custard pie being the chosen item.

His Chinese Woodpecker craved for a crown that they liked to embrace. It might have been a fairly exciting suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a crown is the item that was chosen.

His Chinese Woodpecker carried a cup that they would experiment on. It might be an extraordinary idea, to most, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that the idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a cup being the thing opted for.

His Chinese Woodpecker desperately craved for a spade that they sometimes hug. It should be an extraordinary thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that the idea was epic. Honestly, a spade was the thing that was opted for.

His Chinese Woodpecker desperately craved for a vibrator that they would occasionally rub on his belly. One might find this to be a fairly odd action, to many, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that it was in fact, simply life. Honestly, a vibrator would be the thing that was opted for.

His Chinese Woodpecker needed a big sponge that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It is considered to be an exciting undertaking, to you, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that this idea is stunning. A big sponge is the item to select.