His Blue Woodpecker

His Blue Woodpecker wanted a toilet brush that they sometimes put down their trousers. One might say this is a fairly strange operation, to me, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought it would be spectacular. Honestly, a toilet brush was the thing that was opted for.

His Blue Woodpecker found a computer that they liked to play with. One might find this to be a new thought, to you and me, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that the idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a computer was the item that was chosen.

His Blue Woodpecker always kept a stapler that they would annihilate It is an extraordinary proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that this idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a stapler would be the chosen thing.

His Blue Woodpecker had a bottle of wine to insert somewhere. This seems to be a weird idea, to you, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that this idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine would be the item that was chosen.

His Blue Woodpecker desperately desired a helmet that they would occasionally break. It is considered to be a strange operation, to you and me, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that the idea was fun. Strangely, a helmet being the thing opted for.

His Blue Woodpecker had a can of Dr Pepper that they would often annihilate It is a fairly curious proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Dr Pepper was the chosen item.