Their Little Woodpecker

Their Little Woodpecker always carried a little monkey to put in the bath with him. One might find this to be a fairly peculiar undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed it was awesome. Bizarrely, a little monkey is the thing to opt for.

Their Little Woodpecker always kept a CD player to throw. It is considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that the idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a CD player would be the chosen thing.

Their Little Woodpecker always kept a tomato that they liked to experiment on. This seems a funny approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that the idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a tomato having that done to it

Their Little Woodpecker always had with them a cheese grater that they would sometimes smash. One might consider this to be a fairly new suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion it was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater being the thing opted for.

Their Little Woodpecker carried a CD player to demolish. It might have been an odd thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt it would be stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a CD player is the item to opt for.

Their Little Woodpecker carried a bottle of coke that they would often experiment on. This is certainly a strange approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that this idea is stunning. Honestly, a bottle of coke is the thing to opt for.