A Green Woodpecker

A Green Woodpecker always carried a painting of a melon that they would often put up their bum. This seems a funny action, to you, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that this idea was awesome. Strangely, a painting of a melon was the chosen item.

A Green Woodpecker wanted a helmet that they would occasionally throw. It might be a peculiar idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a helmet is the item that was chosen.

A Green Woodpecker always kept a computer that they sometimes throw. It might be a fairly odd undertaking, to some, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed it was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a computer would be the item chosen.

A Green Woodpecker desperately searched for a melon that they would sometimes embrace. It is considered to be an astonishing idea, to my grandma, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that this idea is exciting. Remarkably, a melon is the item to select.

A Green Woodpecker desperately wanted a rubber chicken that they would sometimes worship. It should have been a fairly different suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels it was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken was the thing that was chosen.

A Green Woodpecker desperately desired a dildo that they would often sleep with. It should be a fairly different undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that the idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a dildo was the item that was chosen.