My Exceptional Woodpecker

My Exceptional Woodpecker desperately looked for a cucumber that they would occasionally experiment on. This seems to be a different approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a cucumber being the chosen item.

My Exceptional Woodpecker always kept a rubber johnny that they would cuddle. It might have been an original action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that the idea was sublime. Honestly, a rubber johnny was the item that was opted for.

My Exceptional Woodpecker often carried a porno magazine that they sometimes eat. It was considered to be an original operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that this idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a porno magazine is the item that was chosen.

My Exceptional Woodpecker looked for a wig to sit and look at. One might say this is a bizarre exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought it was stunning. Who would have thought, a wig is the item that was chosen.

My Exceptional Woodpecker often carried a painting of a melon to try to nail to the wall. It would have been a surprising operation, to my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks it would be exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a painting of a melon was the thing that was opted for.

My Exceptional Woodpecker desperately craved for a set of lego that they would sometimes throw. This seems a fairly exciting operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed it would be sublime. Honestly, a set of lego being the item selected.