His Magical Woodpecker

His Magical Woodpecker had a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally annihilate This seems a fairly odd operation, to my grandma, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that this idea was fun. Who would have thought, a can of Dr Pepper was the thing that was selected.

His Magical Woodpecker often carried a can of coke that they liked to try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be a fairly odd activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that the idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a can of coke is the item to opt for.

His Magical Woodpecker always kept a Harry Potter wand that they would often rub on his belly. This seems a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that this idea was epic. Honestly, a Harry Potter wand would be the item chosen.

His Magical Woodpecker searched for a chocolate bar that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. This might appear to be a somewhat surprising operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that this idea is miraculous. Bizarrely, a chocolate bar is the thing to select.

His Magical Woodpecker always carried a CD player that they liked to eat. It is considered to be a fairly funny operation, to some, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that the idea was simply life. Strangely, a CD player is the item to select.

His Magical Woodpecker needed a bag of flour that they would often try to balance on their head. This could be considered a weird and wonderful undertaking, to many, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that the idea was entertaining. Strangely, a bag of flour being the item opted for.