The Handsome Woodpecker

The Handsome Woodpecker often carried a lava lamp that they liked to eat. This might appear to be a weird and wonderful action, to you and me, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt it would be simply life. Honestly, a lava lamp was the chosen thing.

The Handsome Woodpecker found a spade to try to nail to the wall. It might have been a somewhat surprising action, to my neighbour, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that it was in fact, stunning. A spade would be the thing that was selected.

The Handsome Woodpecker desperately desired a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally cuddle. It might be a fairly peculiar thought, to my mum, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that this idea was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a Harry Potter wand is the item to select.

The Handsome Woodpecker desperately craved for a CD player that they would rub on his belly. It is considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful action, to me and my husband, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a CD player was the thing that was selected.

The Handsome Woodpecker desperately needed a bag of flour that they would sometimes demolish. It should be a somewhat surprising action, to my grandma, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that it was in fact, fun. Who would have thought, a bag of flour was the item that was opted for.

The Handsome Woodpecker often carried a bag of flour that they would rub on his belly. One might consider this to be a fairly unusual activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that this idea is stunning. A bag of flour was the item that was selected.