My Green Woodpecker

My Green Woodpecker desperately needed a crown that they liked to experiment on. This might appear to be an original proposal, to my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that this idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a crown is the item to opt for.

My Green Woodpecker had a stapler that they would occasionally break. It would be a weird and wonderful exercise, to some, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion it would be entertaining. Bizarrely, a stapler is the thing to opt for.

My Green Woodpecker often carried a rubber chicken that they sometimes annihilate This is certainly a surprising thought, to most, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that it was in fact, fun. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken would be the item chosen.

My Green Woodpecker had a can of Tango that they would sometimes break. It might be a somewhat surprising undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that it was in fact, breathtaking. Honestly, a can of Tango having that done to it

My Green Woodpecker desperately wanted a set square that they liked to put up their bum. This is certainly a strange thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided it would be stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a set square would be the thing that was selected.

My Green Woodpecker desperately needed a teapot that they would often break. It is considered to be an unusual suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt it would be out of this world. Who would have imagined, a teapot was the chosen item.