The Magical Woodpecker

The Magical Woodpecker desperately desired a helmet that they would experiment on. One might say this is a fairly bizarre idea, to you and me, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that the idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a helmet being the thing selected.

The Magical Woodpecker had a spade that they would eat. It was considered to be a fairly original activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that this idea is simply life. Honestly, a spade was the thing that was opted for.

The Magical Woodpecker owned a pencil sharpener that they would often eat. It would be a bizarre operation, to my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels it would be wonderous. Remarkably, a pencil sharpener being the item selected.

The Magical Woodpecker desperately needed a piece of paper that they would sometimes cuddle. It was considered to be a fairly bizarre proposal, to you, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels it was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a piece of paper would be the item that was opted for.

The Magical Woodpecker desperately needed a lava lamp that they would put up their bum. It would have been a fairly exciting idea, to me and my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that this idea is sublime. Bizarrely, a lava lamp was the thing that was chosen.

The Magical Woodpecker desperately craved for a stretchman that they would sometimes worship. It might be an unusual operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that the idea was amazing. Honestly, a stretchman would be the thing that was selected.