His Boring Woodpecker

His Boring Woodpecker always kept a can of Dr Pepper to eat. It might have been a fairly exciting undertaking, to most, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that this idea was fun. Strangely, a can of Dr Pepper was the thing that was selected.

His Boring Woodpecker had a porno magazine that they would hug. This seems to be a fairly extraordinary action, to my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that the idea was out of this world. A porno magazine is the item to opt for.

His Boring Woodpecker desired a computer to annihilate It should have been a peculiar action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought it would be sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a computer being the thing opted for.

His Boring Woodpecker desperately craved for a custard pie that they liked to try to balance on their head. It might have been a funny thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that this idea is wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a custard pie is the item that was chosen.

His Boring Woodpecker desperately needed a stretchman that they would occasionally worship. This might appear to be a strange undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed it was sublime. Who would have thought, a stretchman is the thing to opt for.

His Boring Woodpecker wanted a hat that they would occasionally smash. It is a fairly strange approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that the idea was simply life. Honestly, a hat would be the item that was selected.