Bewildered Woodpecker

Bewildered Woodpecker always carried a little monkey to embrace. It might be an original undertaking, to my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that it was in fact, exciting. Remarkably, a little monkey was the chosen thing.

Bewildered Woodpecker needed a pint of beer to put up their bum. This seems to be a fairly curious approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that the idea was exciting. Remarkably, a pint of beer would be the thing that was selected.

Bewildered Woodpecker always carried a helmet that they would sometimes embrace. This seems to be a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a helmet would be the item chosen.

Bewildered Woodpecker craved for a can of coke to hug. It should have been a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to me, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that this idea is spectacular. A can of coke is the thing to choose.

Bewildered Woodpecker desperately searched for a piece of paper that they would sometimes sit and look at. This is certainly a fairly curious activity, to my mum, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that this idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a piece of paper would be the item that was opted for.

Bewildered Woodpecker owned a bat to worship. One might consider this to be an astonishing idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels it was miraculous. Who would have thought, a bat would be the chosen thing.