His Orange Woodpecker

His Orange Woodpecker carried a teapot to share. One might consider this to be a weird and wonderful approach to life, to most, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that the idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a teapot being the item opted for.

His Orange Woodpecker always carried a cup that they would sometimes put up their bum. It would have been a fairly bizarre action, to my mum, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that it was in fact, sublime. Strangely, a cup was the item that was selected.

His Orange Woodpecker often carried a sack of potatoes that they would often sleep with. It might have been a fairly peculiar thing to do, to many, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes was the item that was selected.

His Orange Woodpecker craved for a Harry Potter wand to play with. This could be considered an astonishing activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that it was in fact, simply life. Honestly, a Harry Potter wand would be the thing that was chosen.

His Orange Woodpecker desired a helmet to insert somewhere. It was a new operation, to my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that this idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a helmet is the item to select.

His Orange Woodpecker often carried a bottle of beer that they would occasionally sit and look at. This is certainly a strange suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought it was wonderful. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer was the chosen item.