A Determined Woodpecker

A Determined Woodpecker always carried a bottle of beer that they sometimes annihilate This is certainly a strange approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that this idea is wonderful. A bottle of beer was the thing that was selected.

A Determined Woodpecker desperately looked for a cup that they would occasionally insert somewhere. One might find this to be an extraordinary undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that this idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a cup being the thing selected.

A Determined Woodpecker always kept a helmet that they would play with. It is an exciting undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a helmet was the chosen thing.

A Determined Woodpecker craved for a custard pie to rub on his belly. One might find this to be a fairly bizarre undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered it would be fun. Strangely, a custard pie is the item that was chosen.

A Determined Woodpecker always had with them a condom to put down their trousers. This seems a fairly extraordinary thought, to you and me, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that the idea was spectacular. Honestly, a condom is the item to choose.

A Determined Woodpecker desperately searched for a rubber johnny that they liked to rub on his belly. It should have been a different approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that this idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a rubber johnny being the chosen item.