The Silly Woodpecker

The Silly Woodpecker wanted a bottle of beer that they would occasionally demolish. This seems to be a peculiar idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of beer is the item to choose.

The Silly Woodpecker desperately wanted a sword that they would try to balance on their head. This might appear to be an unusual activity, to me, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed it was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a sword was the thing that was selected.

The Silly Woodpecker owned a sponge that they would occasionally experiment on. It might have been an exciting activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is exciting. Bizarrely, a sponge being the item selected.

The Silly Woodpecker always had with them a rubber chicken that they would often demolish. This is certainly a fairly exciting activity, to many, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided it was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken was the chosen item.

The Silly Woodpecker searched for a piece of paper that they would sometimes rub on his belly. This could be considered a fairly peculiar exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed it would be simply life. A piece of paper would be the thing that was opted for.

The Silly Woodpecker desperately craved for a spade to smash. It would have been a peculiar thought, to my mum, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered it was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a spade being the thing selected.