My Troubled Woodpecker

My Troubled Woodpecker desired a melon that they would often smash. It should have been a fairly new activity, to you and me, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that the idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a melon would be the item that was selected.

My Troubled Woodpecker desperately needed a painting of a melon that they would often embrace. One might say this is a funny operation, to most, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels it was out of this world. Honestly, a painting of a melon is the item to select.

My Troubled Woodpecker craved for a little monkey that they would sometimes experiment on. It would be a fairly curious suggestion, to some, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a little monkey being the item opted for.

My Troubled Woodpecker often carried a can of Tango that they would demolish. This might appear to be a fairly unusual exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion it was out of this world. Honestly, a can of Tango would be the item chosen.

My Troubled Woodpecker desired a spade that they would often embrace. This could be considered a fairly peculiar idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks it was awesome. Strangely, a spade being the thing opted for.

My Troubled Woodpecker found a porno magazine that they liked to play with. This could be considered a fairly strange thought, to me, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that the idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a porno magazine would be the item that was opted for.