The Depressed Woodpecker

The Depressed Woodpecker found a set square that they would occasionally smash. It would have been a different suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion it was entertaining. Strangely, a set square would be the item chosen.

The Depressed Woodpecker always had with them a hat that they liked to put in the bath with him. One might find this to be an odd activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt it was awesome. Who would have imagined, a hat being the chosen thing.

The Depressed Woodpecker had a pint of cider to cuddle. This might appear to be a fairly odd undertaking, to me, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that the idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a pint of cider is the item to opt for.

The Depressed Woodpecker owned a rubber chicken that they would often embrace. It might have been a somewhat surprising thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that this idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken is the item to select.

The Depressed Woodpecker owned a can of Tango that they liked to experiment on. It would have been a fairly unusual action, to most, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that this idea was amazing. Honestly, a can of Tango is the item to choose.

The Depressed Woodpecker searched for a condom that they would often play with. This is certainly an unusual proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a condom would be the thing that was selected.