Their Bum Loving Woodpecker

Their Bum Loving Woodpecker wanted a sponge that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be a fairly peculiar suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided it would be amazing. Strangely, a sponge was the item that was chosen.

Their Bum Loving Woodpecker craved for a helmet that they liked to play with. It would be a fairly weird exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that the idea was stunning. Remarkably, a helmet being the thing opted for.

Their Bum Loving Woodpecker looked for a vibrator that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It is considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that the idea was epic. Bizarrely, a vibrator would be the chosen thing.

Their Bum Loving Woodpecker always carried a pint of beer that they would demolish. It would be a funny thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that it was in fact, spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer is the thing that was chosen.

Their Bum Loving Woodpecker always had with them a Harry Potter wand to experiment on. It might have been a fairly exciting approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that this idea is fun. Honestly, a Harry Potter wand being the chosen thing.

Their Bum Loving Woodpecker carried a spade that they liked to throw. It should have been a fairly new undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that this idea is miraculous. Remarkably, a spade is the thing that was chosen.