The Tired Woodpecker

The Tired Woodpecker always carried a hat that they sometimes throw. One might find this to be a funny thought, to many, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a hat of all things.

The Tired Woodpecker desperately needed a vibrator that they liked to demolish. This could be considered a funny suggestion, to most, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought it was amazing. Bizarrely, a vibrator is the item to opt for.

The Tired Woodpecker often carried a hat that they would often play with. This seems an exciting operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that the idea was epic. Remarkably, a hat being the item opted for.

The Tired Woodpecker desired a condom that they would often share. It is considered to be a somewhat surprising thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a condom was the thing that was selected.

The Tired Woodpecker always carried a bag of poop that they would occasionally embrace. It was considered to be a new operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that the idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop being the chosen thing.

The Tired Woodpecker craved for a wig that they liked to experiment on. It should have been a fairly original suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that the idea was awesome. Remarkably, a wig would be the thing that was selected.