The Ugly Woodpecker

The Ugly Woodpecker had a big sponge to hug. This seems to be an exciting proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that it was in fact, simply life. Bizarrely, a big sponge was the item that was chosen.

The Ugly Woodpecker looked for a bottle of wine that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It would have been a fairly exciting undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that this idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of wine was the thing that was selected.

The Ugly Woodpecker desperately looked for a bag of flour that they would insert somewhere. It should have been an odd approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that this idea was the most awesome idea. A bag of flour was the chosen item.

The Ugly Woodpecker desired a computer that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be a surprising exercise, to my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. A computer would be the item that was opted for.

The Ugly Woodpecker had a ball that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It would be a fairly curious operation, to some, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a ball would be the item that was selected.

The Ugly Woodpecker desperately looked for a hat that they sometimes rub on his belly. It would be a surprising thought, to my mum, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought it would be simply life. A hat being the chosen item.