Purple Woodpecker

Purple Woodpecker found a ball that they would occasionally insert somewhere. This might appear to be a different action, to me and my parents, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a ball would be the item chosen.

Purple Woodpecker searched for a teapot that they would occasionally demolish. It might be a fairly curious activity, to many, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that this idea is sublime. Bizarrely, a teapot would be the chosen thing.

Purple Woodpecker owned a cup that they would occasionally sleep with. It is considered to be an exciting action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, exciting. Who would have imagined, a cup is the item that was chosen.

Purple Woodpecker looked for a condom that they liked to share. One might say this is a fairly bizarre approach to life, to many, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed it would be sublime. Who would have thought, a condom is the item to select.

Purple Woodpecker had a set square that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It should be a new undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that this idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a set square being the thing selected.

Purple Woodpecker owned a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally play with. It might have been a fairly odd operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that this idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a Harry Potter wand would be the thing that was selected.