The Special Woodpecker

The Special Woodpecker often carried a rubber johnny that they would often sit and look at. It is considered to be a new operation, to you, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that the idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny would be the chosen thing.

The Special Woodpecker found a big sponge that they sometimes drop. It might have been a fairly weird approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought it was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a big sponge would be the thing that was selected.

The Special Woodpecker had a can of Tango to share. It would be a new activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is wonderful. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango being the chosen item.

The Special Woodpecker desperately craved for a stretchman that they sometimes cuddle. It was a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is entertaining. Strangely, a stretchman would be the item chosen.

The Special Woodpecker looked for a pint of cider that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be a fairly surprising proposal, to many, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that the idea was simply life. Honestly, a pint of cider is the item to opt for.

The Special Woodpecker desperately searched for a bottle of coke that they would occasionally play with. It might have been an unusual exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that the idea was breathtaking. A bottle of coke is the thing to select.