The Troubled Woodpecker

The Troubled Woodpecker wanted a pint of beer that they would sometimes eat. It is a fairly different undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a pint of beer would be the chosen thing.

The Troubled Woodpecker needed a big sponge that they sometimes throw. This might appear to be a weird and wonderful approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks it was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a big sponge is the item to select.

The Troubled Woodpecker owned a porno magazine that they liked to demolish. It should have been a fairly curious idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that it was in fact, wonderous. A porno magazine is the item to opt for.

The Troubled Woodpecker owned a vibrator to experiment on. It would have been a fairly original activity, to you, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided it was epic. Bizarrely, a vibrator was the thing that was opted for.

The Troubled Woodpecker always had with them a stapler that they liked to throw. This might appear to be an unusual activity, to some, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed it would be breathtaking. Strangely, a stapler would be the item chosen.

The Troubled Woodpecker needed a little monkey that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It might be a weird approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a little monkey would be the item that was opted for.