A Bum Loving Woodpecker

A Bum Loving Woodpecker desperately searched for a pint of cider that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. One might say this is a fairly extraordinary action, to some, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider is the item to opt for.

A Bum Loving Woodpecker always carried a dildo that they liked to eat. It might have been an original action, to me and my husband, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a dildo is the item to opt for.

A Bum Loving Woodpecker desperately needed a teapot that they would often put in the bath with him. It is considered to be a fairly strange action, to most, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion it would be magnificent. Bizarrely, a teapot is the item to opt for.

A Bum Loving Woodpecker carried a melon that they liked to eat. One might say this is a weird and wonderful activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought it was wonderous. Who would have thought, a melon would be the chosen thing.

A Bum Loving Woodpecker always kept a hat that they would cuddle. It might be a fairly curious action, to my grandpa, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. A hat is the item to opt for.

A Bum Loving Woodpecker always had with them a mug that they liked to experiment on. It should be a fairly new action, to me and my wife, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided it was entertaining. Bizarrely, a mug being the chosen thing.