Her Blue Woodpecker

Her Blue Woodpecker wanted a can of Tango that they would often play with. It might be a somewhat surprising operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that this idea is breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango would be the thing that was opted for.

Her Blue Woodpecker often carried a rubber chicken that they would occasionally experiment on. This seems to be a fairly extraordinary thought, to most, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt it would be awe-inspring. A rubber chicken being the item opted for.

Her Blue Woodpecker always kept a stretchman that they sometimes put up their bum. It would have been a fairly unusual operation, to you and me, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is exciting. Bizarrely, a stretchman would be the thing that was selected.

Her Blue Woodpecker searched for a cucumber to put up their bum. It is a fairly original activity, to my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a cucumber being the item selected.

Her Blue Woodpecker looked for a cucumber that they liked to sit and look at. It would be a fairly unusual suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that the idea was stunning. Honestly, a cucumber would be the item chosen.

Her Blue Woodpecker found a radiator that they liked to sleep with. It was a fairly bizarre idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that the idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a radiator is the item to opt for.