Their Tired Woodpecker

Their Tired Woodpecker owned a mug that they sometimes play with. This seems to be an original action, to my grandpa, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that the idea was stunning. A mug is the item to select.

Their Tired Woodpecker always carried a cup that they sometimes put up their bum. One might consider this to be a different operation, to my grandma, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that this idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a cup is the item to select.

Their Tired Woodpecker desperately searched for a can of Tango that they would often demolish. It should have been a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to me, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that this idea is out of this world. Who would have thought, a can of Tango of all things.

Their Tired Woodpecker always had with them a computer to worship. This seems to be a fairly astonishing suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that the idea was spectacular. A computer being the thing selected.

Their Tired Woodpecker always kept a vibrator that they would put up their bum. It is considered to be a surprising approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt it was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a vibrator would be the item that was opted for.

Their Tired Woodpecker often carried a vibrator that they would sometimes hug. One might say this is a fairly astonishing suggestion, to you, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a vibrator was the chosen thing.