The Handsome Woodpecker

The Handsome Woodpecker desired a bag of poop that they sometimes sleep with. One might find this to be a fairly new action, to my neighbour, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that this idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop was the item that was opted for.

The Handsome Woodpecker found a cup that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should be a fairly surprising undertaking, to me, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that it was in fact, simply life. A cup was the chosen item.

The Handsome Woodpecker desperately desired a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes sleep with. It is a fairly odd proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that this idea was sublime. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper was the thing that was selected.

The Handsome Woodpecker desired a toilet brush that they liked to try to balance on their head. This is certainly an original exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that the idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a toilet brush is the item to choose.

The Handsome Woodpecker desperately craved for a bottle of wine that they sometimes put down their trousers. It was a fairly unusual idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion it would be simply life. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine is the thing to choose.

The Handsome Woodpecker found a stapler that they would sometimes share. It was considered to be an astonishing operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that it was in fact, breathtaking. Remarkably, a stapler being the thing opted for.