Their Eccentric Woodpecker

Their Eccentric Woodpecker desperately searched for a sword that they sometimes rub on his belly. It was considered to be a fairly strange action, to most, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is awesome. Remarkably, a sword being the thing selected.

Their Eccentric Woodpecker desperately desired a lava lamp that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It would have been a surprising approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought it was out of this world. Bizarrely, a lava lamp being the thing opted for.

Their Eccentric Woodpecker always carried a Harry Potter wand to sit and look at. One might consider this to be an unusual approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that it was in fact, breathtaking. A Harry Potter wand would be the item that was opted for.

Their Eccentric Woodpecker desperately wanted a vibrator that they would annihilate It would have been a fairly weird and wonderful action, to me and my parents, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt it was spectacular. Bizarrely, a vibrator was the chosen thing.

Their Eccentric Woodpecker always had with them a pint of cider that they sometimes throw. One might consider this to be a fairly surprising approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a pint of cider is the thing that was chosen.

Their Eccentric Woodpecker always had with them a hat that they would often eat. One might say this is a fairly peculiar operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that it was in fact, wonderful. Bizarrely, a hat would be the item that was opted for.