The Famous Woodpecker

The Famous Woodpecker desperately looked for a crown that they sometimes put up their bum. It is a fairly extraordinary operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that it was in fact, amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a crown would be the item that was opted for.

The Famous Woodpecker carried a bottle of beer that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. One might say this is a fairly strange activity, to many, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought it was entertaining. Strangely, a bottle of beer being the item selected.

The Famous Woodpecker found a rubber johnny that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is considered to be a fairly curious thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that this idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny of all things.

The Famous Woodpecker owned a bottle of wine to cuddle. It is a fairly exciting proposal, to my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that this idea was wonderous. A bottle of wine is the thing to opt for.

The Famous Woodpecker desperately desired a toilet brush to eat. This is certainly a fairly different idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a toilet brush is the item to opt for.

The Famous Woodpecker always had with them a bag of flour that they sometimes eat. It was considered to be a funny activity, to my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that this idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of flour being the item selected.