Her Red Woodpecker

Her Red Woodpecker owned a bottle of wine that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It would have been a fairly surprising approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that the idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine being the item opted for.

Her Red Woodpecker had a bottle of coke that they would sometimes play with. It should be a fairly different action, to my neighbour, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that it was in fact, exciting. Remarkably, a bottle of coke is the item to select.

Her Red Woodpecker desperately needed a bottle of beer that they would experiment on. It was considered to be a surprising activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that this idea is entertaining. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer being the item opted for.

Her Red Woodpecker desperately searched for a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. This seems an original idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper is the item to select.

Her Red Woodpecker desired a pen that they sometimes cuddle. One might consider this to be a surprising suggestion, to some, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks it was fun. Honestly, a pen was the chosen item.

Her Red Woodpecker desired a spade that they liked to put in the bath with him. It should have been a fairly curious idea, to some, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that it was in fact, wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a spade being the item selected.