The Tired Woodpecker

The Tired Woodpecker always had with them a cup to share. One might say this is an unusual undertaking, to you, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a cup is the item to opt for.

The Tired Woodpecker needed a tomato that they would often sleep with. It would be a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that this idea was breathtaking. A tomato is the item to opt for.

The Tired Woodpecker had a rubber johnny that they sometimes demolish. This might appear to be a funny thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that the idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny of all things.

The Tired Woodpecker always kept a porno magazine that they sometimes put up their bum. It should be a weird and wonderful action, to my grandpa, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that the idea was spectacular. Honestly, a porno magazine being the item selected.

The Tired Woodpecker had a stretchman that they sometimes hug. One might consider this to be a fairly different suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that the idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a stretchman was the chosen thing.

The Tired Woodpecker always kept a cup that they sometimes throw. One might find this to be an extraordinary operation, to my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that it was in fact, out of this world. Honestly, a cup having that done to it