My Round Woodpecker

My Round Woodpecker searched for a melon that they would sometimes sleep with. One might find this to be a fairly different thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered it was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a melon being the item selected.

My Round Woodpecker carried a pint of cider that they sometimes put in the bath with him. This seems an exciting suggestion, to most, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that the idea was miraculous. A pint of cider would be the item that was selected.

My Round Woodpecker craved for a bottle of coke that they would sometimes eat. It is considered to be a fairly surprising activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion it would be epic. Strangely, a bottle of coke is the thing to opt for.

My Round Woodpecker desperately desired a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It is considered to be an odd proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that the idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a magic 8 ball was the item that was opted for.

My Round Woodpecker desperately needed a porno magazine that they would often sit and look at. One might consider this to be an odd thing to do, to my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine is the thing that was chosen.

My Round Woodpecker had a piece of paper that they would occasionally share. It would be a strange idea, to you, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that the idea was magnificent. Honestly, a piece of paper having that done to it