The Lonely Woodpecker

The Lonely Woodpecker desired a bottle of coke that they would sometimes throw. It is a fairly peculiar proposal, to most, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed it would be the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of coke would be the item that was chosen.

The Lonely Woodpecker desperately wanted a cup that they liked to sleep with. It might be a different activity, to my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that this idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a cup is the item to select.

The Lonely Woodpecker desperately wanted a lava lamp to try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be a fairly new exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a lava lamp was the item that was chosen.

The Lonely Woodpecker needed a hat that they would often put up their bum. It was a fairly bizarre activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that the idea was awesome. Honestly, a hat being the item selected.

The Lonely Woodpecker wanted a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally cuddle. It is a fairly original approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that this idea is amazing. Honestly, a pencil sharpener would be the thing that was selected.

The Lonely Woodpecker desperately desired a teapot that they would annihilate This seems a strange approach to life, to some, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion it was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a teapot would be the item that was selected.