A Crypting Woodpecker

A Crypting Woodpecker desired a painting of a melon that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would be a fairly original proposal, to many, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that it was in fact, wonderous. Strangely, a painting of a melon being the chosen item.

A Crypting Woodpecker desperately wanted a bag of flour that they liked to try to balance on their head. It should have been an extraordinary thought, to my grandma, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that the idea was the most awesome idea. A bag of flour was the thing that was selected.

A Crypting Woodpecker desperately wanted a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally cuddle. This is certainly a fairly different activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt it would be miraculous. Honestly, a can of Dr Pepper is the thing to select.

A Crypting Woodpecker often carried a cup that they would occasionally throw. It is a surprising thought, to me, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that the idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a cup would be the item chosen.

A Crypting Woodpecker desperately needed a wig that they sometimes throw. It should have been a fairly new activity, to me, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that it was in fact, out of this world. Remarkably, a wig would be the thing that was opted for.

A Crypting Woodpecker always kept a stapler that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It should be a curious proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler was the thing that was selected.