His Angry Worm

His Angry Worm looked for a big sponge that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It should have been a bizarre undertaking, to most, but not to the Worm, who expected that this idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a big sponge is the item to choose.

His Angry Worm looked for a magic 8 ball that they would often try to nail to the wall. This is certainly a bizarre operation, to many, but not to the Worm, who thinks that this idea is magnificent. Honestly, a magic 8 ball was the thing that was opted for.

His Angry Worm desperately needed a cup that they liked to put down their trousers. It should be a different operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Worm, who feels that this idea is epic. Remarkably, a cup would be the item that was selected.

His Angry Worm desperately searched for a porno magazine that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It would be a surprising thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Worm, who had decided that it was in fact, magnificent. Bizarrely, a porno magazine was the chosen thing.

His Angry Worm wanted a can of Tango that they would often try to nail to the wall. This seems to be a curious proposal, to my mum, but not to the Worm, who thought it would be sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango is the thing to choose.

His Angry Worm desperately needed a cup that they would sometimes eat. It should be a new thing to do, to most, but not to the Worm, who had decided that this idea is breathtaking. Honestly, a cup being the thing selected.