His Horny Worm

His Horny Worm desperately searched for a painting of a melon that they would often smash. One might consider this to be a fairly curious undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Worm, who expected it would be breathtaking. Who would have thought, a painting of a melon is the thing that was chosen.

His Horny Worm owned a rubber johnny that they liked to cuddle. It would have been a fairly bizarre thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Worm, who considered it was miraculous. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny was the chosen item.

His Horny Worm carried a rubber chicken that they would occasionally cuddle. This could be considered a fairly extraordinary idea, to my grandma, but not to the Worm, who felt that this idea is spectacular. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken was the chosen thing.

His Horny Worm looked for a rubber johnny that they would occasionally smash. It would have been a fairly curious exercise, to you and me, but not to the Worm, who expected it would be entertaining. Strangely, a rubber johnny was the item that was selected.

His Horny Worm always kept a toilet brush that they would often hug. It should be a fairly weird thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Worm, who feels that the idea was fun. A toilet brush having that done to it

His Horny Worm desired a sword that they would sometimes throw. One might consider this to be a fairly astonishing proposal, to you, but not to the Worm, who thought it was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a sword is the item to opt for.