Their Dodgy Worm

Their Dodgy Worm needed a hat that they would sometimes experiment on. This could be considered an extraordinary action, to my mum, but not to the Worm, who thinks it would be sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a hat was the thing that was opted for.

Their Dodgy Worm always kept a painting of a melon that they would embrace. It should be a new approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Worm, who feels it was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a painting of a melon being the chosen item.

Their Dodgy Worm desperately searched for a porno magazine that they would sometimes sleep with. It should be an original thought, to most, but not to the Worm, who assumed that this idea is awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine was the thing that was opted for.

Their Dodgy Worm craved for a painting of a melon that they would try to balance on their head. This seems an original exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Worm, who expected that this idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a painting of a melon was the item that was selected.

Their Dodgy Worm desired a bag of flour that they would occasionally put on his head. One might say this is a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Worm, who felt that this idea is wonderous. Bizarrely, a bag of flour was the thing that was opted for.

Their Dodgy Worm desperately wanted a sack of potatoes to rub on his belly. This seems to be a funny exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Worm, who assumed that the idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes being the thing selected.