His Eccentric Worm

His Eccentric Worm wanted a melon that they liked to play with. It should be a weird thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Worm, who had decided that this idea is spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a melon is the thing to opt for.

His Eccentric Worm looked for a bag of poop that they liked to annihilate It is considered to be a fairly surprising operation, to many, but not to the Worm, who considered it was simply life. Bizarrely, a bag of poop being the thing selected.

His Eccentric Worm desired a can of Tango that they would sometimes share. One might consider this to be a bizarre thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Worm, who thinks that the idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a can of Tango being the thing opted for.

His Eccentric Worm needed a stapler that they would smash. This could be considered a fairly unusual idea, to you, but not to the Worm, who had come to the conclusion it would be out of this world. A stapler is the item to select.

His Eccentric Worm owned a sponge that they sometimes worship. It is a fairly odd exercise, to me, but not to the Worm, who thought it was out of this world. Honestly, a sponge would be the item chosen.

His Eccentric Worm desperately looked for a vibrator that they would occasionally put up their bum. This seems to be a fairly odd exercise, to my dad, but not to the Worm, who considered that this idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a vibrator being the thing opted for.