My Foolish Worm

My Foolish Worm desperately wanted a dildo that they would sometimes share. It was considered to be a fairly strange suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Worm, who had decided that the idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a dildo was the item that was selected.

My Foolish Worm always carried a custard pie that they liked to share. This is certainly a fairly funny proposal, to you and me, but not to the Worm, who felt that it was in fact, simply life. Strangely, a custard pie is the item that was chosen.

My Foolish Worm desperately needed a block of cheese that they sometimes put up their bum. It is a fairly bizarre exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Worm, who assumed that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a block of cheese would be the item chosen.

My Foolish Worm desperately desired a bottle of beer that they would often smash. One might find this to be a fairly new operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Worm, who had decided that this idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer is the thing to select.

My Foolish Worm had a set of lego that they sometimes share. It is a fairly extraordinary thought, to me, but not to the Worm, who had decided that this idea was wonderous. Honestly, a set of lego would be the chosen thing.

My Foolish Worm owned a CD player that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly a fairly strange undertaking, to me, but not to the Worm, who felt it was breathtaking. A CD player was the item that was selected.