The Retarded Worm

The Retarded Worm needed a computer that they would cuddle. It should have been a fairly peculiar exercise, to you and me, but not to the Worm, who thought that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a computer is the item to opt for.

The Retarded Worm looked for a set square that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It should have been a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Worm, who felt it was entertaining. A set square would be the thing that was chosen.

The Retarded Worm desired a magic 8 ball that they would often drop. This is certainly a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to some, but not to the Worm, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a magic 8 ball was the item that was chosen.

The Retarded Worm desperately desired a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes eat. It might have been a peculiar suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Worm, who considered that this idea is amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a Harry Potter wand being the thing selected.

The Retarded Worm always carried a toilet brush to put down their trousers. One might consider this to be an odd undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Worm, who considered that this idea was amazing. Remarkably, a toilet brush is the thing to opt for.

The Retarded Worm always carried a stapler that they sometimes embrace. This seems an original thought, to many, but not to the Worm, who assumed it would be out of this world. Who would have thought, a stapler having that done to it