The Horny Worm

The Horny Worm wanted a magic 8 ball that they would sit and look at. It would be a fairly surprising operation, to my children, but not to the Worm, who feels that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a magic 8 ball was the chosen thing.

The Horny Worm owned a bat that they sometimes worship. This could be considered a weird thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Worm, who expected that this idea is fun. Strangely, a bat was the chosen thing.

The Horny Worm desperately searched for a vibrator to experiment on. It is considered to be a fairly strange operation, to my dad, but not to the Worm, who had come to the conclusion it would be sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a vibrator would be the item that was selected.

The Horny Worm desperately wanted a bag of flour that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be an extraordinary operation, to me, but not to the Worm, who expected it would be awesome. Who would have thought, a bag of flour would be the item that was opted for.

The Horny Worm looked for a pencil sharpener that they sometimes put on his head. It might have been a surprising operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Worm, who thought that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a pencil sharpener is the item to choose.

The Horny Worm searched for a mug to share. It is considered to be a fairly different undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Worm, who thinks it would be spectacular. Remarkably, a mug was the item that was opted for.