The Fucking Worm

The Fucking Worm needed a mug that they sometimes share. It should be a fairly surprising undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Worm, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a mug being the item opted for.

The Fucking Worm desperately needed a block of cheese that they would cuddle. It might be a fairly astonishing action, to my dad, but not to the Worm, who feels that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a block of cheese would be the item that was opted for.

The Fucking Worm craved for a set square that they would often play with. It was considered to be a weird and wonderful idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Worm, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a set square would be the item that was chosen.

The Fucking Worm always kept a pint of beer that they would hug. It would be a fairly exciting action, to my grandpa, but not to the Worm, who thinks that this idea is magnificent. A pint of beer was the thing that was selected.

The Fucking Worm often carried a bag of flour that they would often try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be a somewhat surprising suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Worm, who thinks it was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of flour would be the item chosen.

The Fucking Worm found a mug that they liked to eat. This seems a strange thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Worm, who thought that this idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a mug was the chosen thing.