Their Bum Loving Worm

Their Bum Loving Worm desperately wanted a little monkey that they liked to sleep with. It was a peculiar approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Worm, who felt that it was in fact, epic. Honestly, a little monkey would be the chosen thing.

Their Bum Loving Worm carried a condom that they would hug. It was a fairly odd thing to do, to many, but not to the Worm, who feels that this idea was exciting. Honestly, a condom was the thing that was opted for.

Their Bum Loving Worm always kept a helmet that they liked to drop. One might say this is a fairly exciting idea, to my dad, but not to the Worm, who felt that it was in fact, awesome. Remarkably, a helmet would be the item chosen.

Their Bum Loving Worm desperately craved for a melon that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might be an extraordinary idea, to many, but not to the Worm, who considered that the idea was simply life. Strangely, a melon is the thing that was chosen.

Their Bum Loving Worm always kept a pint of cider that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It might have been a fairly unusual activity, to many, but not to the Worm, who had decided that it was in fact, spectacular. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider was the thing that was chosen.

Their Bum Loving Worm owned a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes put up their bum. This seems to be a fairly funny suggestion, to me, but not to the Worm, who feels it was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper would be the item chosen.