The Gentle Worm

The Gentle Worm desperately desired a helmet that they would occasionally demolish. It was considered to be a fairly surprising exercise, to my children, but not to the Worm, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a helmet would be the thing that was selected.

The Gentle Worm wanted a CD player that they would occasionally break. One might find this to be a fairly peculiar thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Worm, who assumed that this idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a CD player is the thing to select.

The Gentle Worm always had with them a stapler that they would break. It was a fairly new thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Worm, who felt that this idea is awesome. Honestly, a stapler is the item that was chosen.

The Gentle Worm desperately desired a block of cheese that they would worship. It was a bizarre approach to life, to many, but not to the Worm, who thought it was amazing. A block of cheese is the item to opt for.

The Gentle Worm needed a ball that they sometimes break. It should be a weird and wonderful thing to do, to you, but not to the Worm, who thinks that the idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a ball is the item to opt for.

The Gentle Worm owned a pint of beer that they would demolish. This might appear to be a fairly funny suggestion, to some, but not to the Worm, who thinks that this idea is fun. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer is the thing that was chosen.