The Anxious Worm

The Anxious Worm desperately craved for a pint of cider that they liked to play with. This is certainly a somewhat surprising action, to everybody you know, but not to the Worm, who felt that the idea was magnificent. Honestly, a pint of cider was the chosen item.

The Anxious Worm craved for a teapot to drop. It is a fairly extraordinary action, to many, but not to the Worm, who had decided that this idea is stunning. Honestly, a teapot was the thing that was selected.

The Anxious Worm desperately wanted a Harry Potter wand to put up their bum. This seems a fairly curious proposal, to my dad, but not to the Worm, who considered that this idea is amazing. Strangely, a Harry Potter wand being the item selected.

The Anxious Worm desperately craved for a condom that they would occasionally put on his head. It might have been a fairly new operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Worm, who thought that this idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a condom was the thing that was chosen.

The Anxious Worm carried a set of lego that they would sometimes worship. One might say this is an astonishing thought, to my dad, but not to the Worm, who assumed that this idea is awesome. Honestly, a set of lego was the thing that was selected.

The Anxious Worm desperately desired a bottle of coke that they liked to put on his head. This is certainly a fairly new proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Worm, who feels it would be epic. A bottle of coke being the chosen item.