The Red Worm

The Red Worm carried a CD player to annihilate It should have been a fairly funny action, to me and my husband, but not to the Worm, who thinks that the idea was out of this world. Strangely, a CD player being the thing opted for.

The Red Worm craved for a pencil sharpener that they would often sit and look at. It should have been a fairly curious exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Worm, who assumed that the idea was spectacular. Strangely, a pencil sharpener is the item to opt for.

The Red Worm always carried a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. This is certainly a bizarre proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Worm, who assumed it would be entertaining. A sack of potatoes is the item that was chosen.

The Red Worm owned a teapot that they sometimes put in the bath with him. One might find this to be a surprising approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Worm, who thinks that this idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a teapot being the thing selected.

The Red Worm owned a teapot to eat. One might say this is a somewhat surprising idea, to my children, but not to the Worm, who felt that this idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a teapot was the item that was opted for.

The Red Worm desperately looked for a bottle of coke that they would experiment on. One might consider this to be an astonishing approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Worm, who considered that this idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a bottle of coke being the item opted for.