My Purple Worm

My Purple Worm wanted a block of cheese that they sometimes cuddle. It is considered to be an astonishing approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Worm, who assumed it would be epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a block of cheese is the item to opt for.

My Purple Worm desperately wanted a spade that they liked to demolish. It is considered to be a different suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Worm, who had decided that this idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a spade was the thing that was selected.

My Purple Worm desperately desired a bottle of coke that they would occasionally sleep with. It should be an odd approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Worm, who feels that this idea is fun. Honestly, a bottle of coke would be the item that was selected.

My Purple Worm wanted a pint of cider that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It would be a fairly exciting idea, to most, but not to the Worm, who considered it was wonderous. Who would have thought, a pint of cider would be the thing that was chosen.

My Purple Worm found a tomato that they liked to smash. This seems to be a new activity, to my children, but not to the Worm, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a tomato would be the thing that was opted for.

My Purple Worm searched for a sword that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It might be an extraordinary activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Worm, who felt it would be breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a sword was the item that was opted for.