The Gentle Worm

The Gentle Worm always had with them a magic 8 ball that they liked to drop. It is considered to be a weird thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Worm, who considered that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. A magic 8 ball of all things.

The Gentle Worm wanted a bag of poop that they liked to eat. It should be a fairly original action, to my grandma, but not to the Worm, who had decided that the idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a bag of poop is the thing to opt for.

The Gentle Worm wanted a can of Tango that they would annihilate It should have been a fairly astonishing action, to you and me, but not to the Worm, who considered that the idea was amazing. Honestly, a can of Tango was the thing that was chosen.

The Gentle Worm often carried a big sponge that they would occasionally put down their trousers. This might appear to be a fairly new undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Worm, who assumed that this idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a big sponge was the thing that was chosen.

The Gentle Worm desperately searched for a vibrator that they would often put up their bum. It should have been a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Worm, who expected that it was in fact, awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a vibrator being the chosen item.

The Gentle Worm had a pint of beer that they would put in the bath with him. It is considered to be an original idea, to some, but not to the Worm, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is epic. A pint of beer would be the thing that was opted for.