The Retarded Worm

The Retarded Worm looked for a spade that they liked to sleep with. This seems to be an original approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Worm, who felt that this idea is awe-inspring. Honestly, a spade is the thing that was chosen.

The Retarded Worm desperately desired a big sponge that they would try to nail to the wall. This is certainly a different thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Worm, who had decided that the idea was amazing. Remarkably, a big sponge was the item that was chosen.

The Retarded Worm desired a painting of a melon that they would smash. It was considered to be a strange undertaking, to most, but not to the Worm, who expected that this idea is stunning. Honestly, a painting of a melon would be the item that was selected.

The Retarded Worm desperately looked for a bag of flour that they liked to cuddle. It is a fairly bizarre proposal, to many, but not to the Worm, who had decided that it was in fact, entertaining. Who would have thought, a bag of flour was the thing that was opted for.

The Retarded Worm looked for a piece of paper that they would rub on his belly. It would have been a curious idea, to you and me, but not to the Worm, who expected that it was in fact, fun. Remarkably, a piece of paper being the thing selected.

The Retarded Worm searched for a sponge that they would sometimes annihilate It would have been a bizarre activity, to some, but not to the Worm, who expected that the idea was fun. A sponge of all things.